He was suddenly roughing it in the high desert with no heat and no AC. The two of them did tactical training like a real-life Call of Duty. On the advice of a buddy, he buried 30 days’ worth of food and bought a gun. Did he really want to be that washed-up middle-aged guy, forever convinced that this pilot season would be his big comeback? Instead, he would move to the middle of nowhere and see what came next. Of taking whatever gig came up, even if he hated it, then hating himself for hating it because how many people would kill to be in his place? He had hit a rough patch, but he’d had a good run, reinvented himself several times over. Of sitting around hung-over, doing the math on how long he could get by until the next paycheck. Of calling his agent, wondering if there was anything out there. It wasn’t just the pandemic that sent Rex into the desert. He had planned to rent the place out as an Airbnb but has since decided against it: “I didn’t want strangers having sex in my bed.”
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The vibes got bad in Los Angeles, so Rex sold most of his belongings and moved in full time. It was supposed to be just a weekend getaway, but, well, you know what happened. I just feel things too much.” He bought the property in February 2020. “I’m not trying to be a recluse,” he says. Having lived in cities his entire life, he felt exhausted by humanity. Rex lives off the grid in Joshua Tree now, in a studio made from two shipping containers on a five-acre slice of the Mojave Desert. “ That’s a good pie.” Not to get all “Tears of a Clown” on you, but he has tasted a lot of pies. “When you get a pie in the face, enjoy it. Looking back on this period, he thinks of a lesson a meditation instructor once taught him. As you might guess, this was not the world’s most sustainable career path. He partied with Paris Hilton when she was the most famous person in America and Charlie Sheen when he was.
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Here, you will find the man who made “My Dick.”įor two decades, Simon Rex had been on a Gump-like tour of the least prestigious jobs in Hollywood: male model, MTV VJ, sitcom actor, Scary Movie doofus, white rapper, and Vine star. Past the point where the pavement stops and the road turns to sand. Past the hippie chicken farms, the ammo shops, the CBD emporiums. Past the looming peaks of the San Bernardinos and the windmills that shine like sci-fi sentinels. Past the rock gardens and the suntanned retirees. His best performances to date remain in those gay porn films.Come to the desert. He'd gotten to know Charlie Sheen, and appeared at Sheen's "Shock Therapy" show in Chicago.
He adopted the pseudonym "Dirt Nasty" (of course) and released three albums (which only goes to show just how desperate the music industry is). It lasted a year.Īs his "acting" career foundered, Rex decided he was a rapper. He had a couple of one-shot minor roles in a host of movies, mostly comedies, before getting cast in 2006 in the Lifetime Network's Monarch Cove series. But his character didn't survive the first season. When the show was cancelled after two seasons, his ability to put out won him a role on The WB's What I Like About You (alongside hottie Nick Zano). However, he was cast for The WB's Jack & Jill (alongside hotties Ivan Sergei and Justin Kirk). That same year, he had a recurring role on The WB's Felicity.
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In 1999, after being let go from MTV, Rex's incredible ejaculatory and cocksucking abilities won him a continuing role on The WB's Katie Joplin TV series. Even though his gay porn work had become widely known, MTV kept him on for another year - partly so the network wouldn't look homophobic, and partly because he was such a hot piece of ass. Allegedly, closeted MTV executives passed him around and around, using him for sex and keeping him from bailing from the network by promsing him all sorts of things. Almost inarticulate, the network quickly moved him over to their exercise show, The Grind. "I was told they would never appear!" "I was told they were for straight women!" "I was told they couldn't be shown in America!" Yeah, whatever. He later said he was "duped" and "deceived" into doing the films. He won a GayVN award for for Best Gay Solo Video in 1997 when outtakes from his very lengthy masturbation sessions were released again. Rex could clearly pump 15 massive streams of semen into his face, into the air, onto the mirror behind him. (All were done for the Brad Posey studio.) His sessions were notiable not for his good looks or his hot body, but for his gigantic cumshots. In 1993, at the not-quite-tender age of 19, he masturbated in three gay porn films: Young, Hard & Solo II, Young, Hard & Solo III, and Hot Sessions III. Simon Rex Cutright is better known by his stage name, Simon Rex.